The true meaning of "Bong"
can only be revealed to a very limited number of worthy people.
Do you qualify? If you consider yourself to be worthy of learning
the true definition of "Bong" then email
the artist and give your reasons why you consider yourself to
be worthy.
Until you prove worthiness,
all you need to know is the artist is sixteen, cool as a cucumber
and lives in a half empty bag of Cheezies fifty yards south of
the Jersey turnpike. That's ALL you need to know!
You can email the artist
and attempt to convice him of your worthiness by clicking his
green* eye:
*DANGER:
CLICKING
THE PURPLE EYE WILL LAUNCH A BALLISTIC NUCLEAR DEVICE TOWARDS
THE SMALL WELSH VILLAGE OF NOTTAGE, IN GLAMORGANSHIRE, WALES,
U.K., AND COULD QUITE POSSIBLY BEGIN A FULL-SCALE INTERNATIONAL
NUCLEAR EXCHANGE.
DO NOT
CLICK THE PURPLE EYE!
MANY INNOCENT
LIVES ARE RELYING UPON THE ACCURACY OF YOUR MOUSE CLICK.
About the Artist
